We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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