Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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