HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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