no you cant smoke seaweed
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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