Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I want to make a zoo with you.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He better not be in your backpack
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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