I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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