he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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