My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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