all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I want a musical about memes.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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