sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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