We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She's the barista slut.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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