Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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