I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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