What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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