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At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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