i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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