see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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