thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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