It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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