they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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