So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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