hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Randomize