i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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