Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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