He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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