did you get engaged???
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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