dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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