Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you would pick up someone in the library
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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