You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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