...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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