Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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