**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Too much gin, very little bucket
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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