She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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