His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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