no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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