We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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