if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
