You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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