Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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