Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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