Dual....:-)
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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