when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Terrible idea I love it
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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