she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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