We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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