is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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