I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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