the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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