I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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