Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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