a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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