when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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