I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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