Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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