She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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