Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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