Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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