quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
whose parrot is this?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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