K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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