my mouth tastes like poor choices
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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