so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
